Although it is wildly thought that "Canadian" and "English" are the same language, there are some differences in the most basic forms of communication. Here is a guide that will help you understand any foreigners you may come across.
~Words and Definitions~
Supper - NOUN: A meal that is eaten at the end of the day. takes place after dinner.
Dinner - NOUN: The meal between breakfast and supper.
Lunch - ...?
Washroom - NOUN: A place to relieve one's waist, similar to the American "Bathroom".
Phone - VERB: The act of communicating with someone on a telephonic device. "I'll phone you later." Tenses; Phone, Phoning, Phoned.
Call - VERB: The act of visiting or re-visiting someones home. "You can call back next week." Tenses; Call, Calling, Called.
Yous - PRONOUN: The plural form of the word 'You'. "Where are yous headed this evening?"
Eh? - ???: A meaningless statement added to the end of a sentence to either indicate that you are asking a question or that you are waiting for input. A slang form of the word, "Hey?", is comonly used with the younger generation to show their defiance and deviance from their parents. Unfortunately the difference in pronunciation is negligable.
~Grammer~
Vowels are: A, E, I, O, U, and sometimes G, Like in Flag, Bag, Tag, and Rag. The G will make the normaly, soft 'a' a hard 'A'.
Foreign words (especially Spanish) are ALWAYS pronounce phonetically. Exp. 'Jealopeno' = 'Ja-la-pen-no', 'Pasta' = 'P-Ah-sta'
As a rule of thumb, the letter 'O' is always pronounce different than the american 'O' in a fetal attempt to further distance themselves from their (American) culture.
Follow this guide, and the next time you meet a Canadian, you should be able to communicate well enough to send them back to Canada.
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